February 2011
A normal Asain party.
Ladies- Sit around talking. Catching up, gossiping.
Mens-Get drunk, laugh loud, talk, sing karaoke
Teens- Stay in one area, eat , talk.
Little Children- Running around and screaming like there’s no tomorrow.
Grandparents- asking “are you hungry?” ” Did you eat yet?”
January 2011
When your period's late but you've never had sex
alisaasaays:
“OH GOD I’M THE NEXT VIRGIN MARY”
When someone insults something you love
emiliekennedy:
When I realize that I don't mean as much to...
when your friend says a guy is staring at you. . .
alisaasaays:
Expectation:
Reality:
"Domino's pizza is now made with real cheese"
paperlock:
Well what the fuck were you using before?
I'm the type of person that would :
lotsofvolatilemotionsx:
screamjennybish:
Tell you when I have a wedgie
Hit you randomly
Remind you that I need to go pee a million times until I go.
Tell you my TMI’s
Punch you when you get a better grade then me
Tickle you at the most randomest moments
Tackle you out of no where
Shout random words that aren’t even in the dictionary
Most importantly, be there for you no matter what...
Don't fuck with my reality.: Kids these days →
michaelprince:
My little sister is in the first grade and her classmate has an iPhone.. Yeah.. A first grader has an iPhone. Who in the fuck sakes are you going to call/text.? “Hi mom, I’m in recess playing on the jungle gym” Freals. What. The. Fuck. Kids these days don’t know how precious…
Teacher says they're going to choose groups for a...
justme-evan:
My reaction:
Teachers reaction:
See who’s in your group:
When the teacher says you can choose your own...
hellopotter:
nottodaymegatron:whatsaluftballoon
The girls are like
and the guys are like